I Found It!

No, not my purpose in life. We all know that's a lost cause. I found the current version of Brownie The Elf. I knew I had the little bastard on my computer somewhere!

"My team bites!"

Shut up Brownie, you little bitch, or I'll send you to the North Pole to give Rudolph a hand job. Times are hard enough even without that kind of talk that! Maybe I'll just feed you to the badass bulldog!

You're a proud mascot, aren't you Mr. Bulldog? Want a Milkbone?

"Fuck you. Trade me to Minnesota!"

Listen assholes, you're MASCOTS. Try showing some fucking loyalty, you front running bastards! You know it's going to be a long season when the mascots want to be traded. Too bad. If I have to stay, YOU have to stay!

And I don't even WANT to hear from you, pal!

"I love you, you love me....."

Hey, elf porn!

(originally posted 9-18-2006)